Celebrities

Now I hate to admit it but I have recently become addicted to trashy celebrity magazines. Nothing can cheer me up better than reading about celebs who are too thin or too fat or who have been seen leaving their houses with a hair out of place. My favourite this week has been "Katie Holmes in Tom Cruise snogathon rash shocker"!! Who would have thought it. They've been going out for at least 3 weeks, you would have thought they'd be over all that nasty tongue action by now.

Talking of beards, lazy men who have stubble rash take heed - you will not get much in the way of snogs (Tom Cruise apart) coz your poor lady friend will be in much pain and stop the kissing the minute it starts to smart. Shave regularly, it'll get you kisses.