In Lincolnshire it appears that the road safety people are either very depressed or have a very black sense of humour. On all the roads there were anti-speeding signs, not your usual "drive safely" or "keep your speed down". Oh no. The two most prevalent ones were very dark.
"ARRIVE ALIVE!!!" screamed the first poster as we sped past it. "How could you arrive otherwise?" was my first thought.
"TO DIE FOR???!!!" asked the second with a picture of a motorbike next to the cheery slogan.
My, they must really need to be shocked out of bad driving in Lincolnshire.