So Brad wants to adopt Ange's kids? At what point are they finally going to admit they are a couple?! Not that anyone cares anymore, and I'm sure Jen doesn't want it rubbed in, but it has been SO obvious for ages now and they are still pretending they don't really even know each other! Celebs keeping their business private is one thing but do they really think we are all so thick that we don't know what's going on? It's a weird smug thing with them, I can't quite put my finger on it, but it annoys the living crap out of me. Just get married (if you haven't already), announce it and then we can move on...
To Kerazy Daddy Cruise! Yey!! My favourite crazy celeb is back with a vengeance! He's only gone and bought a baby scanner. Bless! Does he know he won't be needing it? Cushions don't show a great deal and Baby Cruise is merrily growing up in a top secret Scientology lab somewhere - probably Switzerland. All ready to "pop out" in a few months to Mommy and Daddy. Then Plan No. 2 can kick in, Tom's watched The Omen, he knows how it works. Kid grows up, kills a few people along the way, becomes President, kills anyone else who gets in his way, marrys a famous model, takes over the world. Then the world is doomed, all the Scientologists take off in their spaceships and leave the broken hull that was The World for Venus. You listen to me people, in 20 years you'll be wishing you had taken more notice!
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