Tom Cruise is now allegedly going to marry Katie Holmes. Marry?!?! Only a short time ago they met (well she's that much younger than him so he had to wait till she grew up obviously), she got lots of nasty looking snogging rashes, and now they're getting married?! Is life in Celebville so short that what would normally take at least 6 months to a lifetime (you know, meeting, courting, getting engaged, marrying, kids, dying...) is all done within about 3 months then on to the next victim, sorry, love of their life? Much as I like to see new love and smiley happy people all over the tv and trashy magazines, this is all a bit weird. He protests a bit too much methinks. I'd like to say I'll be buying a hat (for my invitation would be a definite, natch) but poor old Katie will get a nice career boost then disappear - where is Penelope Cruz now eh?! You see my point. There'll be a "Missing Celebrity Ex-girlfriends" show on when Big Brother finishes. Nicole was his wife so she doesn't count.
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