What has the world come to?

The Daily Star (don't look if you don't want to), erstwhile intellectual reading material for builders and schoolboys who look old enough, is trying to attract a young female audience. Sorry? Which bit of the Page 3 ladeez, random boob shots (celebs if possible, anyone who will get them out if not) and football news do they think we'll be flocking to buy? Heat fills the random celeb gossip of the week slot quite happily thankyou very much. Stick to what you're good at, that's what I say!