So Katie is up the duff! How did that happen? She has allegedly been saving herself for marriage has she not? I bet her parents are thrilled. And even though Tom is the “dad”, the first thing that came to mind was that poor Katie was impregnated alien abduction style and knew nothing about it. Tom obviously has a point to prove – “It was Nicole not me!!” – and what a way to do it. It makes up for the weeks of no TomKat news, this is probably because she’s been held captive in a cave in remote Peru while the Cruise Scientology nuts decided what to do with her. It’s too late for the poor girl now! And after Nicolas Cage called his baby after Superman, do you think Tom is going to call this one Jesus? Or even L. Ron Hubbard II? I am sure he thinks his baby will be the future of mankind and they carefully vetted all the young actresses to find a suitable carrier.
You couldn’t make it up really.
You couldn’t make it up really.
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