In the doctor's waiting room, while we were whiling away 40 minutes, Littl'un spotted a pile of books on a table. They seem to have replaced the usual copies of Bella and OK magazine with porn! Well, Mills and Boons anyway. Littl'un picked up one and waved it around. On the cover was a scantily clad lady "wrestling" with a man with lovely long locks. "What's this called?" he asked cheerily?
"The Sex Files".
Oh my god! That's horrible!
ReplyDeleteIs this the same doctor who gave you crap about the peanut allergies?? Eesh... :s
Ha ha yes it is! He must also be a bit of a perv as well as a rubbish doctor! I did try sneaking the Sex Files into my handbag, but the receptionist was glaring at me :)
ReplyDeletehehe its hard to be sneaky, isn't it? :P
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