I thought I would share my current collection of pirate jokes after the whinging in the last post. Nothing is ever so bad that a pirate joke can't cheer you up :-)
Q: What music do pirates listen to?
A: Arrrr and B
Q: What did it cost the pirate for a new peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg
Q: What do you get if you cross a pirate and a vampire?
[Hee hee, I particularly like the last one, and for Miss S and Lady L, my favourite ever joke: Q: What do you get if you cross a badger and a seagull? A: A bagel!!]