Monday, November 14, 2005

Hang up your dancing shoes!

Dear Madge,

Oh puhlease, you’re not Kylie Minogue, stop parading around in your smalls/leotards. Hot pants worked for Kylie, doing the same in a pink leotard isn’t working for you. You are being a bit Mr Benn with all your personality transplants – a cowgirl one day, an aged gymnast the next. What’s the next look? For all our sakes I hope it’s a sensible mother of 2 brown knee length dress, cardigan and sensible court shoes.

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