The other day Littl'un breezily announced that Pretend Jacob was going to be living with us from now on. "Oh?," I said, "what happened to his parents?"
"How did they die?"
"Pretend Jacob killed them"
Uh huh? But it was all ok, the next day he announced that they weren't dead, they just had broken arms.
Remind me not to cross Pretend Jacob! And you would think Littl'un was playing violent games unsuitable for his age the way his imagination is going! Peppa Pig isn't THAT violent is it?!