"I went to a rugby match and I had to put in an official complaint about all the swearing I had to endure from the drunk men next to me."
Excuse me? Did you think you were going to the theatre and ended up at a rugby match by mistake? Did you not realise drunk men who are probably going to swear alot may be sat next to you at a rugby game?
It's a good job this person isn't in my front room of a Saturday when the football is on. Hubbies reaction to his teams poor performances can turn the air blue!
Sport = men = drink = swearing. It's that simple.